geezerds

old crusty men who are worthless to the betterment of society

I was waitressing at that strip club, but those geezerds pissed me off so I quit.

by lilyloveth January 4, 2018

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

flock of geezers

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.

That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020

Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021

geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

active geezers

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

by Troyd97 December 7, 2018

Geezershit

Geezershit is a lifestyle followed by geezers. Geezers make their own rules, live their lifes to he fullest and acomplish certain things without doing anything. If one person lives up to become a geezer he is on geezershit.

Wow I just graduated (cum laude) without doing anything this whole year, I am on geezershit!

by Captain Geezer June 18, 2018