waitress

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)

by lovedbyhim August 31, 2007

Waitress

A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.

Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.

by Shayla McArthur July 13, 2011

Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Waitress

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009

Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

by OddsBodkins June 05, 2011

space waitress

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

by Spazmax March 29, 2010