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Freezer Geezers UTD
Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021
flock of geezers
flock of geezers by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020
Greerism
noun
An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.
An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.
Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'
Greerism by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007
Geezers Gonna Geez
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
Geezers Gonna Geez by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021
Toxic Genderism
An ideology used by fascist oppressors to flood the corporate-controlled media with constant reminders of gender stereotypes to further divide a populace along political lines.
The media has hyper focused on stories that promote the toxic genderism narrative in order to pervade the infosphere with social construction to prevent the sincere discussion of gender norms.
Toxic Genderism by Lincoln's Wet Nurse March 5, 2023
geezerama
A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.
Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!
geezerama by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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