geezeress

A female version of " geezer ".

"have you seen that geezeress? She's so cool!"

lass gangsta girl girl chick

by nnnnnhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2015

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.

That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer

by No.37 January 21, 2009

flock of geezers

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.

That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020

Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021

Greeress

The smell of stale beer.

I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.

by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020

geezefest

An event that involves a gathering of geezers. Often centred around a football match or other sporting event, a geezefest involves consumption of large amounts of alcohol and often recreational drugs.

A geezefest usually starts in a pub in the morning or early afternoon and continues until the participants are too mashed to continue the geezefest and have to return home. Geezefests invariably involve banter between geezers and sometimes a fight.

Who was at the football yesterday?

All the lads, it was a proper geezefest.

by geezermcgeeze July 23, 2012