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Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.
That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer
geezerette by No.37 January 21, 2009

flock of geezers 

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.
That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!

Geezers Gonna Geez 

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

Greeress 

The smell of stale beer.
I was taking the empties back to the beer store and the greeress was unbearable.
Greeress by Flanman1962 July 6, 2020
An event that involves a gathering of geezers. Often centred around a football match or other sporting event, a geezefest involves consumption of large amounts of alcohol and often recreational drugs.

A geezefest usually starts in a pub in the morning or early afternoon and continues until the participants are too mashed to continue the geezefest and have to return home. Geezefests invariably involve banter between geezers and sometimes a fight.
Who was at the football yesterday?

All the lads, it was a proper geezefest.
geezefest by geezermcgeeze July 23, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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