UTD

Acronym for "Urethra Tongue Dance". The act of gently licking over the urethra/pee hole of a penis or vagina. Sticking ones tongue into the pee hole.

I love it when she gives me the UTD while sucking my dick.

by JackednHandsome April 14, 2022

utd

Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject

Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert.

by Deshman May 24, 2006

manchester utd

A load of shit which everyone hates if they have any sense.

Hey look at that piece of shit; oh no it's not it's just manchester utd.

by Dave [Jake realy] March 7, 2007

man utd

English football team

by fart knocker April 24, 2003

man utd

A gay night club

named after the english football team

no example for man utd

it is just gay

by Example555 February 16, 2009

man utd

the best football team in europe with lots of songs like we are the pride of all europe the cock of the north we hate the scousers the cockneys of course and leeds they won the treble in 1999 nd might in 2007

jack:Arsenal are the best
Aaron: no they arent man utd rule

by Fumas April 29, 2007

man utd

Largely unliked Football (Soccer Team), Successfull for a forgettable period in the mid to late nineties. Now in steep decline, and managed by a whiskey nosed scotsman showing early signs of dementia. Notable for their low level of European cups and tend to handle themselves with little or no dignity. Most fans are glory hunting individuals who live nowhere near Manchester.

Liverpool have 5 European Cups, Man Utd only have 2. Bah!

by Conormurphy September 26, 2005