geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

geezerdom

A geezer's personal kingdom (personal world view). Rather than lamenting the infirmities and liabilities of advancing age (though not wholly denying them), the geezer revels in the psychological and even physical freedom resulting from advanced age. No need for schedules, no worries about what others think, etc. The world is the geezer's oyster--his or her geezerdom.

The old gent smiled as he considered his geezerdom.

by Travelingmankc September 11, 2018

geezermobile

a car being driven by a geezer, especially one who has poor driving skills

That geezermobile has caused many problems on the highway.

by CanDA19 June 18, 2006

geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.

Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

geezerama

A slightly to moderately disparaging term to describe a particularly spectacular event involving a large gathering of older folks.

Man, that McCartney concert was a total geezerama!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2022

GEEZERBOP

A DANEC FOR OLD PEOPLE MOST OFTEN MEN

ED AND RALPH WENT TO A GEEZERBOP LAST NIGHT

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 27, 2010