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That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

geezerdom by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

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geezerdom

A geezer's personal kingdom (personal world view). Rather than lamenting the infirmities and liabilities of advancing age (though not wholly denying them), the geezer revels in the psychological and even physical freedom resulting from advanced age. No need for schedules, no worries about what others think, etc. The world is the geezer's oyster--his or her geezerdom.

The old gent smiled as he considered his geezerdom.

geezerdom by Travelingmankc September 11, 2018

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geezerdom • geezerama • geenerdork • GEEZERBOP • geezerds • geezerhostel • Geezerism • geezermobile • Geezerocracy • Geezer rock

geezermobile

a car being driven by a geezer, especially one who has poor driving skills

That geezermobile has caused many problems on the highway.

geezermobile by CanDA19 June 18, 2006

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geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.

Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!

geezerama by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

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geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

geezerhostel by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

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geezerama

A slightly to moderately disparaging term to describe a particularly spectacular event involving a large gathering of older folks.

Man, that McCartney concert was a total geezerama!

geezerama by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2022

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GEEZERBOP

A DANEC FOR OLD PEOPLE MOST OFTEN MEN

ED AND RALPH WENT TO A GEEZERBOP LAST NIGHT

GEEZERBOP by Dusty's Baby Powder April 27, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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