darddle

A combination of "dart" and "waddle"

I saw the chubby baby raccoon darddle across the road just as the car came over the hill. Fortunately, the driver hit the brakes in time and the little guy made it to the other side.

by Travelingmankc July 16, 2019

DEI

Divisiveness Elitism Insincerity

DEI supposedly stands for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, but in practice it actually stands for Divisiveness, Elitism and Insincerity.

by Travelingmankc April 20, 2023

Wokiocy

A portmanteau of "woke" and "idiocy".

Now they're changing "monkey pox" to "M pox" because someone might be offended. I'm confident there's not a monkey in the world who cares. This is a perfect example of the wokiocy that has compromised common sense world wide.

by Travelingmankc November 29, 2022

Fwinkie

A fake Twinkie. An affront to junk food lovers everywhere. Although a Twinkie is junk food, it's delicious, classic junk food. A Fwinkie doesn't even approximate the real thing. The sponge cake isn't nearly as spongy or flavorful, the creme filling is thick and cloying rather than the kight fluffy little dab of heaven that is real Twinkie creme filling. Not worth the carbs.

Yuck!! That's not a real Twinkie--it's a Fwinkie!!

by Travelingmankc June 25, 2022

sprinkle

Slang term for the "auto" (automatic) setting on a selective fire rifle, such as an M16.

Move your selector switch to sprinkle and let 'er rip, gentlemen!

by Travelingmankc June 02, 2018

PSDD (Perrier Sipping/Swilling Debt Dodger)

A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.

She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!

by Travelingmankc April 01, 2021

stooter

A small electric scooter with tiny wheels, the top speed of which is slightly faster than most people walk. This type of scooter is very popular among tourists and wannabe hipsters in urban areas. Such scooters often lack turn signals or lights, impede conventional vehicles and put the operators and others at risk. This type of scooter is a stupid scooter--hence, a "stooter".

I almost hit a guy riding one of those stooters.

by Travelingmankc July 21, 2019