Travelingmankc's definitions

Suicidist

A professional killer whose specialty is staging hits to look as though the victim killed him/herself. Suicidists usually have science backgrounds in addition to experience in covert operations. They are consummate professionals and their services are not readily available. Aside from the occasional incongruence between a victim's life circumstances and the "suicide", nothing ever can be found to suggest anything other than an actual suicide. A "suicide victim" found with three bullets in the back of the head is not the work of a suicidist.

The former congressional aide committed apparently committed suicide shortly after receiving a subpoena to appear before a Grand Jury. Some thought his demise was actually the work of a suicidist.

by Travelingmankc July 29, 2019

mensabation

Incessant, extended discourse on a subject during social interaction time at a Mensa meeting. When engaging in mensabation, the speaker drones on seemingly forever, saying essentially nothing to an audience of one. He/she is oblivious to the fact that no one else is listening.

That guy is really into mensabation!

by Travelingmankc December 28, 2016

Formini

A panini sandwich made on a George Foreman grill.

This Formini you made for me is fantastic!!

by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023

Fwinkie

A fake Twinkie. An affront to junk food lovers everywhere. Although a Twinkie is junk food, it's delicious, classic junk food. A Fwinkie doesn't even approximate the real thing. The sponge cake isn't nearly as spongy or flavorful, the creme filling is thick and cloying rather than the kight fluffy little dab of heaven that is real Twinkie creme filling. Not worth the carbs.

Yuck!! That's not a real Twinkie--it's a Fwinkie!!

by Travelingmankc June 25, 2022

sprinkle

Slang term for the "auto" (automatic) setting on a selective fire rifle, such as an M16.

Move your selector switch to sprinkle and let 'er rip, gentlemen!

by Travelingmankc June 2, 2018

neologiphilia

The love of new words. Neologiphilia is not a considered pathological condition unless a person becomes so obsessive about learning or conceiving new words that other areas of his/her life suffer.

People who spend inordinate amount of time perusing The Urban Dictionary are sometimes said to be affected by neologiphilia.

by Travelingmankc December 28, 2016

harp

A portmanteau of "hip" and "sharp"; usually used to describe a person's look or manner of dress.

That dude is always in the latest style and everything is a perfect fit. A totally harp look!!

by Travelingmankc April 8, 2023