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GeezerBird 

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.
The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".
GeezerBird by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008

geezermobile 

a car being driven by a geezer, especially one who has poor driving skills
That geezermobile has caused many problems on the highway.
geezermobile by CanDA19 June 18, 2006

geezerhostel 

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.
The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.
geezerhostel by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

geezerdom 

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.
Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.
geezerdom by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

geezerbird 

A beer-swilling girl who doesn't have the class to realise she is outdoing the guys and its not attractive.
"That geezerbird knows more football songs than my old man, scary!"
geezerbird by Bísclâitier August 23, 2006

Geekerbocker 

-noun
used to describe anyone of little importance. Usually in terms of someone who is not a steaming amigo.
Wow, that Adam kid is such a geekerbocker.
Geekerbocker by bodyboarder93 February 29, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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