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A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.
The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.
by Timotheus325 December 3, 2022
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Get the Stipped mug.The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.
by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021
Get the geezerhostel mug.Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.
by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021
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Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
by Timotheus325 June 22, 2012
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The woman was asked to leave the restaurant after the waiter spotted a small, poodile dog emerging from her blouse.
by Timotheus325 July 20, 2010
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No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.
by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010
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