Definitions by Timotheus325

Bloat 

A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.

The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.

Bloat by Timotheus325 December 3, 2022

Stipped 

A slang term for being constipated.

After eating all that cheese last night, I’m totally stipped.

Stipped by Timotheus325 July 23, 2022

geezerhostel 

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

geezerhostel by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

stiffyard

Slang term for a cemetery.

Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.

stiffyard by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

cop dispenser 

A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.

Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.

cop dispenser by Timotheus325 June 22, 2012

poodile 

Resembling or having characteristics of a poodle. Often used for nondescript, overbred small dogs which look something like a poodle. Also may be used to describe a woman who has a hairstyle reminiscent of the poofy "lion cut" used on poodles, or who is overly yappy.

The woman was asked to leave the restaurant after the waiter spotted a small, poodile dog emerging from her blouse.

poodile by Timotheus325 July 20, 2010

Hummingbird zapper 

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

Hummingbird zapper by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010