A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.
The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.
by Timotheus325 December 03, 2022
An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.
No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.
by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010
The Rottweiler sprawled on the lawn, sated with fresh hamburger and nonchalently licking his zoob, while the burglar edged toward the open window.
by Timotheus325 July 10, 2007
A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.
Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
by Timotheus325 June 22, 2012
The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
by Timotheus325 January 03, 2008
An animated film released in France in 2003 by director/writer Sylvain Chomet. Originally titled "Les Triplettes de Belleville," the story chronicles the life of Madame Souza, the tough but lovable Portuguese grandmother of the orphaned boy Champion, who discovers and encourages his love of bicycling. Beginning sometime after World War II in the outskirts of Paris, the story starts with a hilarious television broadcast of an old performance of the Triplets of Belleville, a 1920's jazz trio reminiscent of the Boswell Sisters. The story then jumps to the 1960's, where an adult Champion, ruthlessly trained by his grandmother, has entered the Tour de France and is kidnapped en route by mobsters. Madame Souza and her slow-moving dog, Bruno, travel across the ocean to Belleville (an odd hybrid city containing aspects of New York, Montreal, and Paris) in pursuit of her grandson's kidnappers. On arrival, they run into the aging Triplets, now elderly women living in the slums and making their income through avant-garde performances on devices not designed to make music. Together, they must confront the French Mafia in an attempt to rescue Champion.
Produced by a French/Belgian/Canadian consortium, the Triplets is a masterpiece of animation with practically no dialogue (sure to bore those with limited attention spans or who cannot understand subtle humor), but is more than compensated for by the sound effects, bizarre animation, musical score, historical references, political jabs, and multiple cameo "appearances" by the likes of Josephine Baker, Django Reinhardt, and Fred Astaire (who is killed and eaten by his own shoes!).
Produced by a French/Belgian/Canadian consortium, the Triplets is a masterpiece of animation with practically no dialogue (sure to bore those with limited attention spans or who cannot understand subtle humor), but is more than compensated for by the sound effects, bizarre animation, musical score, historical references, political jabs, and multiple cameo "appearances" by the likes of Josephine Baker, Django Reinhardt, and Fred Astaire (who is killed and eaten by his own shoes!).
Although I avoid animated films for their schizoid animation and general lack of plot, I have recommended The Triplets of Belleville to many people as not only the best animated film I've ever watched, but one of my favorite films of all time.
by Timotheus325 February 23, 2008
Resembling or having characteristics of a poodle. Often used for nondescript, overbred small dogs which look something like a poodle. Also may be used to describe a woman who has a hairstyle reminiscent of the poofy "lion cut" used on poodles, or who is overly yappy.
The woman was asked to leave the restaurant after the waiter spotted a small, poodile dog emerging from her blouse.
by Timotheus325 July 20, 2010