geewad

A person who enjoys the feeling of objects up-the-butt. Mostly common in private schools where penetration of the anus is widely accepted.

Guy 1: *shoves pencil up Guy 2's anus*
Guy 2: "Get off me you geewad!"

by Jason Robberson May 19, 2013

geewad

any teenage boy who enjoys laying his hands on another teenage boy inappropriately; or any guy who touches other men

what a geewad!!!

by take that biznitch May 18, 2013

geewally

A sad, lonely boy that gets closest to experiencing real happiness when ruining the possibility of such joy for others. He is universally despised, a sort of demon but without any of the cool horns or tail, just the rejection. He is terrified of human contact of any sort, especially women, and would actively avoid it if that were necessary. In a strange turn of luck, his personality makes that a question that answers itself.

My god, that geewally makes me want to puke up a book about crap.

by Everyone on the Whole Internet January 19, 2008

geewally

n. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organs.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

"That guy is a complete geewally!"
anon.

"What the fuck are you fucking doing?! Dicking about with the souffle when we have 30 fucking customers waiting on the main fucking course you fucking geewally!?"
Gordon Ramsay.

by Matthew Beck February 22, 2008

geewank

An attempt to combine gee and wank to form a more obscene expletive. Native to Dublin, Ireland.

This is a pile of geewank.
My face is on fire! Geewank!

by Donal January 7, 2005

GeekWad

1980s term used to amplify the word "geek" but without being vulger. Distant cousin of the term "dickwad" and closly related to the term "kittyszeto" Primarily used by adolescents. Usually used in friendly derogatory context

That new guy with the tape around his glasses and the plad shirts its a total geekwad

by JLaben January 11, 2009

Geead

Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.

*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.

-Danm B, your mom gives the best geeads!

-I know right!!!

by Ishmu349 January 17, 2009