geek-wad

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.

What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!

geek-wad by JJFox November 30, 2003

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Geek Wads

A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.

Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.

Geek Wads by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

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GeekWad

1980s term used to amplify the word "geek" but without being vulger. Distant cousin of the term "dickwad" and closly related to the term "kittyszeto" Primarily used by adolescents. Usually used in friendly derogatory context

That new guy with the tape around his glasses and the plad shirts its a total geekwad

GeekWad by JLaben January 11, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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