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An attempt to combine gee and wank to form a more obscene expletive. Native to Dublin, Ireland.
This is a pile of geewank.
My face is on fire! Geewank!
geewank by Donal January 7, 2005
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Gleewank 

The act of masturbating while watching Glee.
Person 1: How's it going dude?

Person 2: Pretty good, can't wait for my gleewank this evening!

or

Person 1: I can't believe you watch Glee dude, it's so unlike you!?

Person 2: Hey bro, you've not had a wank until you've had a gleewank.
Gleewank by wrong 'un March 9, 2010
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GeoWanking 

The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
GeoWanking by Nartal September 24, 2014

Geekwank 

Pertaining to a particularly sexually alluring fictional character, particularly of the animated/computer generated variety.
'Dead or Alive is, like, a total geekwank.'
Geekwank by katanademon April 1, 2010
He is very immature but acts like he’s grown up.flirts with alot of girls ,but really is into guys. He is in love with his girl best friend and wants to marry her . She loves him too.
Geetank is very cute
geetank by anonymous November 22, 2021

Geetankshi Sharma

This Name people are not good at expressing their feelings but good by heart . usually they are loved by some good people but they dont able to understand their love & later regret it. This type of people usually loved By the Latter "N" Person most. You are made for them. Just dont wait too much.
Geetankshi Sharma Name people are not good at expressing their feelings but good by heart . usually they are loved by some good people but they dont able to understand their love & later regret it. This type of people usually loved By the Latter "N" Person most. You are made for them. Just dont wait too much.
Geetankshi Sharma by Jeff 86820 November 23, 2021

Geetankshi 

She is a very good person by heart. Everyone thinks she is rude but from inside she is soft. She is a perfect girl & Letter "N" will be her true love.
Hello Geetankshi its me Neeraj i love u
Geetankshi by Jeff 86820 November 23, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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