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Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.

*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.
-Danm B, your mom gives the best geeads!

-I know right!!!
Geead by Ishmu349 January 17, 2009
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A person who enjoys the feeling of objects up-the-butt. Mostly common in private schools where penetration of the anus is widely accepted.
Guy 1: *shoves pencil up Guy 2's anus*
Guy 2: "Get off me you geewad!"
geewad by Jason Robberson May 19, 2013
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Street term for marijuana. Popularized in eastern Ontario, Canada. (Ottawa, Toronto) in the 90's. 'Geed' is Somali for 'Tree'.

Pronunciation

/ɡā/lō/
CUSTOMER - "Yo dawg you got any Geedo?"

CHOPPER - "Yea B. But don't be heatbag."
Geedo by Mr. Flip January 25, 2018
1. An old U.S. Navy term. Candy, junk food, etc.
2. A place where it can be obtained.
"Jones would rather pig out on geedunk than eat real food."

"I'm thinkin' of goin' down to the geedunk. I'll fly if you'll buy."
geedunk by acemery January 28, 2005
Amazing: gorgeous, smart, nice, quiet but confident when around her friends and very outgoing. Completely awesome.
Wow, who's she?' 'That's Geeanne bro.' 'Wow.
Geeanne by =]|[= May 26, 2011

geladareia 

Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks 🅱️
geladareia by Kdaddy&Pat February 6, 2018
A person who idolizes German culture and has a overwhelming like for anime
My friend is such a geeaboo he loves WW2 German anime’s.
Geeaboo by Smokeycartoon July 17, 2019