gazunk
I have a pain in my gazunk.
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mondo gazungas by HusainDaKilla May 24, 2016
gazungas
boobs, tits, titties, boobies, breasts, baps, balconne (sp?), jugs, melons, palmfruit, nipplesacks, balloons, coconuts, etc.
gazungas by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
gadunkadunk
(n.) From Latin, gaduncum (rubbish) + duncanus (suitcase). Rubbish in the receptacle. Colloq.: Junk in the proverbial trunk.
Gentleman #1: Dayam. She got it going on.
Gentleman #2: Word up. That's some gadunkadunk.
Gentleman #1: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Gentleman #2: Word up. That's some gadunkadunk.
Gentleman #1: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.
gadunkadunk by gadizzle October 23, 2004
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Gazuntenschpoot
To sneeze at the precise moment you achieve orgasm. This is primarily only used for men, although women who squirt could also "schpoot" so the definition is flexible.
The muscle contraction caused by the sneeze is also known to increase the velocity of the ejaculation. Do not give someone a facial if you think you are about to sneeze unless the recipient is wearing OSHA z-78 certified safety goggles.
The muscle contraction caused by the sneeze is also known to increase the velocity of the ejaculation. Do not give someone a facial if you think you are about to sneeze unless the recipient is wearing OSHA z-78 certified safety goggles.
Klint, feeling that a sneeze was imminent, fearing a gazuntenschpoot, he attempted to warn his female partner, but he was too late. The aftermath of the gazuntenschpoot left his partner blind in one eye and with an incurable phobia of both sneezes and the business end of a wang.
Bob: Man, I hate alergy season, been gazutenschpootin every chick I've banged this week. I'm gonna end up killin a bitch.
Bob: Man, I hate alergy season, been gazutenschpootin every chick I've banged this week. I'm gonna end up killin a bitch.
Gazuntenschpoot by Joostin March 26, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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