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cracker

someone who "cracks" security-protected software. Can be just copy protection, time-limited demos, etc.
i *think* in this case, "crack" is like a contraction of "code break". Either way, it dates back to the code-making and code-breaking of WWII. Especially as most serial number generation sequences have their roots in the exact same mathematics as the secret codes used back then.
"i just figured out how to get this game working without needing the CD. I'm a cracker, i cracked the game's copy protection"
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)
There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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fook

another way of saying "fuck"
favoured by us in the midlands/north england
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.
i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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torrent

further to current definition, it should be noted that over the past 12 months or so, there has been a surge in torrent sites offering "free downloads" but where you have to pay a monthly fee to join. Some of these sites claim to be anonymous (bullsh*t by the way).
All these sites are simply mirrors of freely-available sites, carrying links to .torrent files for use with BitTorrent. The pay-to-join sites mostly don't even host any .torrent files themselves (that's how they get around the law) and this, in turn, means if you are actually stupid enough to shell out for any of these sites, you have lower intelligence than the average boiled sprout. Go shoot yourself in the gut, right now, to ensure you can't produce any spawn stupider than yourself.
"This great free 100% legal (yeah right!) downloads site is definitely worth the money to join. Because, y'know, we aren't just linking to torrents you can find for free elsewhere.
Look, just give us all your money, dumbass"
by b0Bz0r3llo February 14, 2005
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Victoria Silvestedt

(Also Victoria Silverstedt, Victoria Silvstedt) THE textbook definition of "blonde bimbo"
Big, fake tits, sexy voice, comes across initially as a little dumb, until you realise she's not particularly dumb, just incredibly boring, with zero personality. Probably has absolutely no actual thoughts of her own, just pays people to do it for her
Just watch the episode of Shooting Stars she appeared on.
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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"bashing" bush

Most unquestionaing, bovine-like bush worshippers have similar hobbies... They usually include listening to garbage rock music, obsessing over the south, and bashing anyone who isn't President Bush, declaring him the best President ever despite having only lived under a grand total of 3 different Presidents.

non-Bush bashing usually includes the infamously popular 'north vs south' argument, as well as the 'unpatriotic' factor. In reality, Bush's daddy had even more money and power, which is how bush jr got into yale, and a cushy tour in the national guard during vietnam despite effectively failing his pilot's exam.

Many of them have really no legit reason to like President Bush. Although Bush has had one or two honest moves in his terms, few of them have affected any of his supporters directly. None of them are physically fit enough to go to war if there ever WAS a draft (which there won't be), none of them will ever get laid and have to worry about their partner getting an abortion, and few of them if any have jobs and even if they did, the 'tax breaks for the rich' (that means the more you earn the less taxes you pay, dumbass) aren't going to effect them... particularly because Bush + his close mates got most of the tax breaks and a big fat tax return, paid for by the millions of his supporters in the low and middle classes.

Even worse are the ones that don't know about the world outside America, and reside in such politically important places (NOT) such as any of the thousands of one-horse shithole trailer parks. Bush is a faggot, i doubt he's ever taken a genuine risk in his entire life
Americaner: Yes, Bush is ze best! He attacked the country that my indirectly genocidical power of a nation was making millions off of in shady deals with. Now we're making BILLIONS off of them instead! UP WITH BUSH!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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