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great, but gay.
Dan and Sam got married? Gayreat.
gayreat by bread infection December 4, 2009
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GayRetard 

One who is homosexual and seems to be mentally handicapped.
God Jerry! Your such a gayretard, get the homeless mans cock out of your mouth!
GayRetard by 420swegmaster21 May 13, 2016
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A person named garrett that is gay making the name gay-rett. This kind of person is often affiliated with retardation as there iq is about 10 and the brain is small just like their penis. Gayretts penis size averages to about 1 millimeter and often times can be inverted. Gayrett does not know anything he doesn't even know how to spell trivago. The last thing that you can identify a gayrett by is that they or he often jerks off to family photos and he has anger problems sometimes he will cuss you out saying "fuck" at least 15 times and he sounds really funny and it's easy to laugh at. He always tries to outsmart people but it never works out because he's too fucking retarded he also pronounces names and words with a 5-10 second holdback like ma Xxxxxxxxxx
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett
1. That's so gayrett
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit
A short person who thinks they're really cool but really they are not
Wow he's being such a gayrat
gayrat by garret Cormier July 25, 2016
Mocking the word Karate, This is the flicking extremely efeminant motions that some homosexuals makes in a fight or in defense. The elbows bent hands up small and pensive karate chops at their opponent.

Not an effective fighting style
jerald: so i heard martin got into it with some guy over his boyfriend last night at the kegger.

Francis: yeah, they both duked it out with some gayrate and then they got pulled apart before someone broke a nail.
Gayrate by Randoni April 13, 2009

gayweather

Another name for Floyd 'Money' Mayweather, a horrible boxer turned wrestler.
JR : This match is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle is the challenger Floyd 'Money' Mayweather. His opponent is Biiiigshow.
Dude : Look Gayweather is crapping in his pants.
Love : Bigshow will knock his ass off.
gayweather by Murshid March 30, 2008
Used in place of heartbeat sensor in a sentence by enraged Modern Warfare 2 players.
"LITTLE NOOBLETTE WITH GAYBEAT!?!??! COME ON!"
Gaybeat by Ekaven April 13, 2010
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