Ekaven's definitions

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

Gaybeat

Used in place of heartbeat sensor in a sentence by enraged Modern Warfare 2 players.

"LITTLE NOOBLETTE WITH GAYBEAT!?!??! COME ON!"

by Ekaven April 13, 2010