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Gayken - Gay and Taken.
Nick: Did you see Jake's new relationship status?
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!

Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!
Gayken by GAYKENGUY2 January 28, 2013
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Noun or verb.
Noun:One who is extremely anxious, enthusiastic, and passionate for gay sex. Inspired by Clay Aiken-like men who often engage in attention seeking activites such as karaoke, bowling, yoga, and interperative dance. A gaken can be identified by his use of eyeliner, skinny jeans, a "Hammas-style" checkered scarf, and a flare for drama. A gaken without sex can be extremely volative and prone to random public outbursts.
Verb: To display very sexual behavior in the hopes of recieving hot gay sex.
"I went to the bar last night 'cause I was aching for some gayken."
"I saw a gayken freaking out yesterday at Trader Joe's because they didn't have any soy milk."
"That dude might be gay. His dance moves scream gayken."
"I'm gayken for some Breedlovin."
gayken by Regal Beagle Smeagol March 31, 2009
Related Words
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
Used in replacement of preexisting words, used in replacement of an exclamation of praise, or a declaration of one's "awesomeness".
1. "That shirt is gawken!"
2. "You just got gawked!"

3. "I gawked that chick so hard last night. GAWKEN!"
Gawken by Gawken October 19, 2014
A gayden is the gender inverse equivalent to a transbian. It refers to androphilic trans men who only have an interest in dating other gay men. It is a play on the name "ayden," which trans men stereotypically name themselves post-transition.

Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.
Guy#1: Don't call him by his dead name anymore, he's a gayden now. He transitioned and only dates men.

Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.
Gayden by Teegarden Roses June 30, 2023

Gaytender 

A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.
Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'
Gaytender by MeggieCee August 25, 2011

Alex Gayvens

A Mexican who tosses a redhead man's salad in the shower. One who also enjoys Transgender men to pleasure themselves to the sight of this.
I was washing myself in the shower ,when I saw an alex gayvens happen right in front of me.
Alex Gayvens by Thatreddude May 28, 2016
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