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gaben
Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
gabenism
Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.
Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)
To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.
Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)
To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.
Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016
gaben
ALL HAIL LORD GABEN
Lord Gaben
Lord Gaben by future you May 1, 2015
Gayden
A gayden is the gender inverse equivalent to a transbian. It refers to androphilic trans men who only have an interest in dating other gay men. It is a play on the name "ayden," which trans men stereotypically name themselves post-transition.
Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.
Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.
Guy#1: Don't call him by his dead name anymore, he's a gayden now. He transitioned and only dates men.
Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.
Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.
Gayden by Teegarden Roses June 30, 2023
gabenism
The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.
Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
gabenism by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX January 5, 2016
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!