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gaben
Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
gabenism
Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.
Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)
To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.
Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)
To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.
Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016
gaben
ALL HAIL LORD GABEN
Lord Gaben
Lord Gaben by future you May 1, 2015
Gayden
A gayden is the gender inverse equivalent to a transbian. It refers to androphilic trans men who only have an interest in dating other gay men. It is a play on the name "ayden," which trans men stereotypically name themselves post-transition.
Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.
Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.
Guy#1: Don't call him by his dead name anymore, he's a gayden now. He transitioned and only dates men.
Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.
Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.
Gayden by Teegarden Roses June 30, 2023
gabenism
The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.
Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
gabenism by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX January 5, 2016
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026