Gaytender

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A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.

Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'

Gaytender by MeggieCee August 25, 2011

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Gayvengers

N. Group of earths mightiest gays. Each have a special sexual power. Ex: robotic cock. Infinite asshole, time traveling cum.

Chris:”Woah, Ryan, I saw you on the news last night.”

Ryan: “yeah, the gayvengers saved me from becoming straight.”

Gayvengers by Hunkypapi January 18, 2022

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Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

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The Four Gayteers

Basically gay gang decided to cosplay as The Four Muffinteers
Dream: Eve
George: Michii
Sapnap: Kayra
Bbh: Angela (literally me)

The Four Gayteers everyday:
Angela: If bad is bald do I have to be bald too?
Michii: yes.
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Eve, Michii and Kayra: *use angelas cursed george gif*
Angela: .
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Michii and Angela: *use custom dream images*
Eve: bye.
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Kayra: rACIST MICHII KEEPS DRAWING ME WITH EYES CLOSED !1!1!11
Michii: oh.
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*cursed bald bbh gif exists*
Michii: bye!
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gAytEeRs mOrE lIkE gAyDeeRs

The Four Gayteers by TheStripedBot August 1, 2020

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gaypenter

A gay Carpenter.

"Should we make my good friend Josh who is a carpenter, build our new house?"
"Hell no! He's a gaypenter"

gaypenter by DemonSkull March 3, 2018

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Lord Gaymander

n. 1. Lord of all things non hetero. 2. A person who is at the least is so flamboyant that Liberace himself would stand up and scream "what a homo!". 3. A non elected position within the gay community which elevates a person to royal status.

Did you see that Lord Gaymander over there? He is carrying a purse and waving at his friends like he's Princess Di.

Lord Gaymander by realistic12 October 26, 2012

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gaymander

New Jeep Model, appealing to Soccer moms and yuppie types, that rarely sees offroad.
Alt: A salamander that Likes other salamanders w/ the same slimy parts.

I saw 400 gaymanders at hy-vee the other day.
or
I saw that damn gaymander gettin' all icky on the other one.

gaymander by gunerr July 20, 2006

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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