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Gaytender 

A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.
Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'
Gaytender by MeggieCee August 25, 2011
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Gayvengers 

N. Group of earths mightiest gays. Each have a special sexual power. Ex: robotic cock. Infinite asshole, time traveling cum.
Chris:”Woah, Ryan, I saw you on the news last night.”

Ryan: “yeah, the gayvengers saved me from becoming straight.”
Gayvengers by Hunkypapi January 18, 2022

Musty Goaltender 

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.
Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.
Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

The Four Gayteers

Basically gay gang decided to cosplay as The Four Muffinteers
Dream: Eve
George: Michii
Sapnap: Kayra
Bbh: Angela (literally me)
The Four Gayteers everyday:
Angela: If bad is bald do I have to be bald too?
Michii: yes.
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Eve, Michii and Kayra: *use angelas cursed george gif*
Angela: .
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Michii and Angela: *use custom dream images*
Eve: bye.
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Kayra: rACIST MICHII KEEPS DRAWING ME WITH EYES CLOSED !1!1!11
Michii: oh.
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*cursed bald bbh gif exists*
Michii: bye!
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gAytEeRs mOrE lIkE gAyDeeRs

gaypenter 

"Should we make my good friend Josh who is a carpenter, build our new house?"
"Hell no! He's a gaypenter"
gaypenter by DemonSkull March 3, 2018

Lord Gaymander 

n. 1. Lord of all things non hetero. 2. A person who is at the least is so flamboyant that Liberace himself would stand up and scream "what a homo!". 3. A non elected position within the gay community which elevates a person to royal status.
Did you see that Lord Gaymander over there? He is carrying a purse and waving at his friends like he's Princess Di.
Lord Gaymander by realistic12 October 26, 2012

gaymander 

New Jeep Model, appealing to Soccer moms and yuppie types, that rarely sees offroad.
Alt: A salamander that Likes other salamanders w/ the same slimy parts.
I saw 400 gaymanders at hy-vee the other day.
or
I saw that damn gaymander gettin' all icky on the other one.
gaymander by gunerr July 20, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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