an intense reversal of sexual orientation occuring when fierce abhorrence for a specific individual swings back like an erotic pendulum,irreversibly metamorphosing into an equally intense queer fixation.lineally traceable to the oft-lamented greek tragedy
by Dr.Hugh Jasscock March 18, 2010
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Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
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withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
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The person who licks the most envelopes, today, will get a coffee mugs with your boss' picture. Isn't that awesome?! See? We're all about gamification.
by Manylaughs July 12, 2012
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Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
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Get the gratification mug.The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
by Dr_dude November 3, 2019
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