Dr_dude's definitions

focus blast

A pokemon technique with the uncanny ability to miss it's target at the precise moment of critical importance

My Gengar outsped the enemy's Tyranitar and used focus blast, but it missed and the enemy's Tyranitar swept my team.

by Dr_dude July 8, 2018

GMGL

An acronym that stands for:
Get

Money
Get
Laid.

Bill: Hey frank! what do you plan on doing in Las vegas?
Frank: GMGL of course!
Bill: what does that mean?
Frank: Get money Get laid.

by Dr_dude June 5, 2014

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Darwin'd

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award

John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"

by Dr_dude December 12, 2018

Mile deep club

The hardest of all the "mile clubs" to get into, to get in, you have to have sex in a submarine, a submersible, or a bathysphere.

Richard: FUCK YEA!
Mike: what?
Richard: I'm now a member of the mile deep club!
Mike: what the hell is that?
Richard: Its like the mile high club, except you have to have sex in a submarine.

by Dr_dude January 10, 2015

Narcissist

Anyone who submits their own name to urban dictionary. You know who you are.

John decided to submit his own name to urban dictionary, then proceeded to touch himself inappropriately. What a narcissist!

by Dr_dude June 4, 2020

third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

by Dr_dude January 11, 2014