Dr_dude's definitions

third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

by Dr_dude January 11, 2014

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

orphanage

(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.

James was raised in an orphanage.

by Dr_dude May 9, 2014

GMGL

An acronym that stands for:
Get

Money
Get
Laid.

Bill: Hey frank! what do you plan on doing in Las vegas?
Frank: GMGL of course!
Bill: what does that mean?
Frank: Get money Get laid.

by Dr_dude June 5, 2014

Mile deep club

The hardest of all the "mile clubs" to get into, to get in, you have to have sex in a submarine, a submersible, or a bathysphere.

Richard: FUCK YEA!
Mike: what?
Richard: I'm now a member of the mile deep club!
Mike: what the hell is that?
Richard: Its like the mile high club, except you have to have sex in a submarine.

by Dr_dude January 10, 2015

the blue badge of faggotry

A "verified" user checkmark found next to the username of anyone stupid enough to give their personal information to twitter, such as a celebrity or public official, but most of the time found next to the usernames of has-been journalists and complete nobodies. The badge is named for it's blue coloration, and the fact users possessing the blue badge of faggotry tend to enjoy broadcasting their retarded, uninformed, usually left-wing leaning opinions over the virtual soapbox.

When you see someone acting retarded on twitter, look for the blue badge of faggotry.

by Dr_dude April 19, 2019

Narcissist

Anyone who submits their own name to urban dictionary. You know who you are.

John decided to submit his own name to urban dictionary, then proceeded to touch himself inappropriately. What a narcissist!

by Dr_dude June 4, 2020