Gasification

Someone who is extremely lactose intolerant and proceeds to formulate disgusting amounts of sulphuric gas.

Shorty: Yo gimme that carton it lookin amazing today

Husband: Please don’t shorty, gasification is going to happen you stinky bitch!

by Word Wizzard Man December 20, 2021

greasification

When an Albertan individual infects a non-albertan, most deadly an individual from Ontario, with their "oil and gas" greasy way of life. Causing visible physical, appearance rooted, changes, such as haircut, the growing of a peach-fuzz greasy pedo-stache, and others.

"The Alberta twins performed a greasification on that boy from Ontario, he is far less attractive now."

"He underwent a greasification."

"He is in his greasifcation arc."

by milflov3r January 16, 2022

sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.

Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."

Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"

A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."

B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"

A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"

B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."

A: "For reals?"

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020

delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

Gamification

A cynical practice by corporate douches where workers are supposedly motivated to work even harder on menial, pointless tasks by rewarding them with lame titles, meaningless rankings, coupons or a variety of other real-life trash loot.

The person who licks the most envelopes, today, will get a coffee mugs with your boss' picture. Isn't that awesome?! See? We're all about gamification.

by Manylaughs July 12, 2012

gorification

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.

signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication

by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018