datafication 

E-mailing or messaging something to yourself, so that you'll have it later, immediately.

USB thumb drives are too slow. I'll just email it to myself for instant datafication.

datafication by pteryakisan November 22, 2013

Datalisation 

The estute art of saying fuck you through presenting excessive amounts of data that confuse the shit out of people that they just agree for the sake of moving on.

I thought I understood my business by Judy’s datalisation made me rethink my entire strategy. Now I’m just confused

Datalisation by HFIntrovert January 30, 2019

deafication 

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

deafication by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

dianafication 

The process whereby the British general public have become more emotional, and less stiff upper lips - since the death of Princess of Diana. Derived from Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report.

Wow! Those crying British are suffering from Dianafication.

dianafication by wobblyguggly April 18, 2007

Dotafication 

The world is made of trillions of dots

The world is a dotafication

Dotafication by anonymous July 25, 2025

gatafication

an intense reversal of sexual orientation occuring when fierce abhorrence for a specific individual swings back like an erotic pendulum,irreversibly metamorphosing into an equally intense queer fixation.lineally traceable to the oft-lamented greek tragedy

Wow,once the gatafication took hold,you couldnt tell that guy shit anymore.

gatafication by Dr.Hugh Jasscock March 18, 2010

datacation 

The act of taking a break from the Internet and by switching off one's data connection. A portmanteau of the words 'data' and 'vacation'.

Mildred was spending too much time on emails and browsing so she took a much-needed datacation.

datacation by discobedience May 19, 2017