gardesh 

A word invented by an insane 43 year old ex meth addict having no specific meaning other than a noun or an adjective describing an items grandeur.

Wow, that meal was the gardesh.

Go fetch me the gardesh.

gardesh by Nukka Mordde August 9, 2014

gardenshower 

A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.

see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.

WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.

gardenshower by Scants January 24, 2012

Gardenhosing 

A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.

Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.

1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."

2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."

Gardenhosing by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011

Garvesh 

Garvesh is an indian name. He's a massive simp with a small penis.He like LGBTQ+ people.Everyone loves Garvesh.

Look there's a Garvesh in the room.

Garvesh by Itachixoxoxo November 22, 2021

Gardenhead 

Someone who tries or is addicted to alot of drugs, kind of like pothead but more than just weed.

-"Damn Jeremy sure is a gardenhead"
-"Yeah he does pot, speed, and LSD"

Gardenhead by Awolif September 22, 2017

GardenHome 

When someone is acting in ways which seem to be unreal.
To pretend; simulate. Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit.

a false belief or opinion.

a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact:

That's so gardenhome.

This diamond necklace is gardenhome.

GardenHome by richard shlee February 26, 2008

Gradesh

An amazing person , outstanding at what he does , knows how to respect someone and thus a very kind hearted person

Gradesh you such an amazing person by heart.

Gradesh by _seekingthelight__ November 22, 2021