gardesh
A word invented by an insane 43 year old ex meth addict having no specific meaning other than a noun or an adjective describing an items grandeur.
gardesh by Nukka Mordde August 9, 2014
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gardenshower
A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.
see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.
see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.
WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.
gardenshower by Scants January 24, 2012
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Gardenhosing
A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.
Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.
Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.
1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."
2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."
2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."
Gardenhosing by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011
Garvesh
Garvesh is an indian name. He's a massive simp with a small penis.He like LGBTQ+ people.Everyone loves Garvesh.
Garvesh by Itachixoxoxo November 22, 2021
Gardenhead
Gardenhead by Awolif September 22, 2017
GardenHome
When someone is acting in ways which seem to be unreal.
To pretend; simulate. Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit.
a false belief or opinion.
a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact:
To pretend; simulate. Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit.
a false belief or opinion.
a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact:
GardenHome by richard shlee February 26, 2008
Gradesh
An amazing person , outstanding at what he does , knows how to respect someone and thus a very kind hearted person
Gradesh you such an amazing person by heart.
Gradesh by _seekingthelight__ November 22, 2021
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