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Asian Grades 

A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...
"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.

grades before bitches 

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.

Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked
Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....

Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!
Grades by Rukiaishungry February 24, 2011

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket 

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket
Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

Gradeslave 

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.
Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.
Gradeslave by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022
A number that is given to a student that gives little to no feedback on how the student is improving or how could the student improve.
Student:is this my grade

Teacher:yes

Student:how can I improve

Teacher:get that percentage higher
Grades are hell
Grades by FistOfWar January 6, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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