Gradesh

An amazing person , outstanding at what he does , knows how to respect someone and thus a very kind hearted person

Gradesh you such an amazing person by heart.

Gradesh by _seekingthelight__ November 22, 2021

Asian Grades 

A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...

"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.

Asian Grades by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009

grades before bitches 

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".

JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.

grades before bitches by KDandJT July 23, 2009

Grades 

A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.

Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked

Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....

Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!

Grades by Rukiaishungry February 24, 2011

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket 

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018

Gradeslave 

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.

Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.

Gradeslave by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022

Grades 

A number that is given to a student that gives little to no feedback on how the student is improving or how could the student improve.

Student:is this my grade

Teacher:yes

Student:how can I improve

Teacher:get that percentage higher
Grades are hell

Grades by FistOfWar January 6, 2019