galumpher 

To engage in swarthy manoeuvrings. To digest and consume with abandonment.

“Crossing lands as a galumpher mayn’t.”

galumpher by Uncle Ramjam March 20, 2025

Glumpter 

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

Glumpter by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

galumphing 

1. To move or run clumsily or heavily.

1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.

galumphing by zeekage October 26, 2003

Gumpher 

A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.

"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"

Gumpher by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

Galumpfering

Vigorously waddling with determination. Usually reminiscent of a large giant (fee fi fo fum).

The ugly fat girl came galumpfering down the sidewalk with a soda in hand and a look of anger on her face.

Galumpfering by The Sliz October 20, 2010

galumph 

A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!

Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

galumph by the original JR chance November 5, 2006

glumper 

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

glumper by Gui December 3, 2004