glumper

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

by Gui December 3, 2004

glampers

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Glumber

A gay slumber party.

Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you

by iShetBag December 1, 2011

Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

glumporg

A shintobarb deity known for his anal intercourse prowess.

"This feels just like glumporg," exclaimed Granny Chulek as the great forest spirit did her in the bunst.

by Shintobarb Troop 12.3 May 30, 2004

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022