Gampher 

To enhance or make better. To block an initiative. To gold-plate a PoC.

Everything was fucked, but Andy Gamphered it back to good! He's gamphering me. I can't move forward until he gets his shit done. That's not a proof-of-concept, he Gamphered a production-ready solution.

Gampher by badassmofodawg June 24, 2025

Gumpher 

A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.

"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"

Gumpher by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

gaypher 

A person who acts gay.

Hey! Stop touching me gaypher!

gaypher by gcude June 1, 2009

gaypher 

One of those gay little fake reindeer you put in your front yard on Christmas.

gay-fur = gaypher

Oh Morgyn would you look at those gayphers!

gaypher by Tennessee Gurl November 13, 2011

gampers 

N. A gift received by a woman who is being given oral pleasure by a septigenarian with false teeth.

Grant loved pleasing women so much in his old age that he would often "give them the gampers" and have to buy new dentures.

gampers by Rosemary May 8, 2003

Gaypher 

A lanky creature addicted to men, Minecraft and skate 3, they are normally quite nerdy and can easily pass the autism test without revision, their common love interest includes furries and minors

Its a gaypher yt, reeee

Gaypher by shmucky joshuar June 3, 2021

gaypher 

a gay gopher

when a guy gopher likes another guy gopher

gaypher by dennis June 1, 2003