galumpkes

A "Ginormous" rack. However, not so big that it's kind of gross. Instead, the term applies to perfectly shaped/sized breasts.

"Wow lookin' at those galumpkes is making me hungry!"

galumpkes by CrunkMastaB January 6, 2006

galupies 

Balls, Stones, Nads, Nuts.

O shit! I took a low blow to the galupies!

galupies by Cravin Morhead May 6, 2005

Galumpfering

Vigorously waddling with determination. Usually reminiscent of a large giant (fee fi fo fum).

The ugly fat girl came galumpfering down the sidewalk with a soda in hand and a look of anger on her face.

Galumpfering by The Sliz October 20, 2010

Golumpkis 

A codeword for cutting.

Don't eat Golumpkis! We love you!

Golumpkis by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

glumpken

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the receiver is not satisfied with the service he is receiving, or is constipated.

John was excited to receive his first blowjob on the toilet, by Mary's poor handling of his nutsack turned the occasion into a real glumpken.

glumpken by Phantom Power April 13, 2015

Galumphers 

Galumphers means feet, lower legs or Wellington boots

Usually when walking in a clumsy manner

Lift your galumphers when walking or you will trip and fall

Galumphers by Caviar22 December 3, 2022

galumpkin 

A Galumpkin is a sexual act, where a male (sometimes mentioned as the "galumper") lathers his testicles in peanut butter and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as a gooch) . He then jumps repeatedly, to make the testicles clap and mix the ingredients. From here another, typically man, will eat it as if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"I heard that John was giving out Galumpkins, I had no clue he was a Galumper"
"I saw two guys Galumping"

galumpkin by FreakyFellow142 July 23, 2024