galumph 

A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!

Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

galumph by the original JR chance November 5, 2006

galumph 

1. <verb> to move with an ungainly gait; controlled falling
2. -ed <verb past tense> to seat tables in a rural fine dining restaurant
3. -ing <verb> same as to galumph, but quicker and for longer distances

She picked up the menus and, with a smile, galumphed off to the dining room.

galumph by Chowboy October 21, 2013

galumph 

to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy

Don't Galumph around the computer room.

galumph by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2008

galumph 

The unofficial term for the way seals move when on land, where they flop up and down while contracting and expanding their bodies to gain distance.

This term is believed to be a portmanteau of the words "gallop" and "triumphant." It was coined in the 1871 poem titled "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, which is featured as part of his famous novel "Through the Looking-Glass."

They galumphed up the shore.

galumph by ProcessedCelluloseFibers April 24, 2025

gahumpha 

The extra power that is needed to successfully acomplish an extreamly demanding physical skill.
First used in a trampoline class to convey to the athlete the amount of effort she was to employ in her attempt to learn a new skill.
She was successful!

Come on Germyndina, you can do it!
You just need to give it more!
Give it some ..."GAHUMPHA!"

gahumpha by Her Coach November 4, 2004

galumphing 

1. To move or run clumsily or heavily.

1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.

galumphing by zeekage October 26, 2003

Garlumphant 

Word used to describe grandeur, usually of some kind of hairy animal (e.g. hairy ape)

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: Garlumphant's not a word, use it in a sentence.

Awesome guy: "That big smelly hairy ape looks positively garlumphant."

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: I doubt that's a word, although it does sound like one.

Awesome guy: That's "T," check and mate.

Garlumphant by Ray Bourque August 22, 2008