fum

the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor

have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum

by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019

fum

A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.

"He couldn't win America's Got Talent,even if he played the fum while riding the unicycle nude!"

by evilstevil August 05, 2009

fum

Fucked Up Mess. comes from the saying that someone is a mess and a right state.

look at the state of him, what a fum. Also that website is a fum, where as www.rtcrew.co.uk is not

by Glyn September 07, 2004

fum

frozen cum

greg accidentally added fum to his cola instead of using ice.

by bran-man August 29, 2008

fum

Another way for saying fam (family)

kl fum wot you on 2day?

by donny sw February 19, 2008

fum

ones anus. a more casual way of speaking about your butt hole This word is in no way offensive or grotesque, and can be used when addressing people of any generation with no disrespect. It is also away to talk about naughty things without sounding caught so naughty.

sometimes when i am bored i fumble my fum.

damn that fum was so taught.

please don't mind the noises my fum has emitted.

by princessa juanite November 10, 2010

fum

A swear.

Holy fum!
What the fum?
You lil' fum!
Shut the fum up!

by swine flu htd September 18, 2011