gadoption

An adoption of a child by a gay or lesbian couple.

Although they couldn't marry legally, they found the gadoption process easy and fun!

by W. Cockscomb March 10, 2006

Adoption

An "adoption" in chess is when one player beats another 10 in a row in the same time control, with no draws.

An adoption occurred on Chess Grandmaster Eric Hansen's twitch stream when he was challenged by Grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura and proceeded to lose ten games in a row to Hikaru.

by VictoryCondition March 5, 2019

Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.

by Bexxe October 1, 2010

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

reverse Adoption

When a Chinese person adopts a white child. Contrary to the usual white adopting a chinese child.

Those children where from reverse adoption.

by ni2k December 31, 2010

gagortion

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.

by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008

Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019