ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.
You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.
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Jump

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Ab Display

In a party, when you are grinding you pull up your shirt and girls run your abs.
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Fake-applauding

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.
He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.
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Electronic Instability

When you don't know if your computer, cellphone or any other electronic device, will work next time you use it.
He suffers from electronic instability.
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FFF

She is my FFF
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Ketchup Overdose

When you put too much ketchup in your plate and can't finish it.
I suffered Ketchup Overdose.
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