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When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.

Bro1: Dude, Arthur got soo shmammered last night he woke up in the hospital.
Bro2: Haha, he got straight up gaboed.
Bro3: Yeah, man i heard he blew a .34.

gaboed by Tomtay October 25, 2011

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van-gabonds

2 people that live out of a van and own more than 1 cat and have no place to live permanently.

an upgraded vagabond vocabulary use for 2017 recession

wow check out those van-gabonds... wait what the fuck... they have more than one cat in that van!?

van-gabonds by ApartmentDweller September 5, 2017

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Gatoed

When one consumes so much alcohol during a night of drinking that a second individual, must remove their alcoholic beverage from their possession and replace it with a bottle of Gatorade.

Dude you were so fucking gatoed last night

Man you were so trashed last night, I had to Gato you

Gatoed by Georgian Floor 2 October 5, 2011

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Gaboydonk

the autistic kid said this why, I have no clue

Gaboydonk

Gaboydonk by big slong 69 lol XD November 19, 2020

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Gabed

When one makes a statement as if it were fact. The fact however has no basis in reality. It is a complete fabrication made up on the spot.

"It's going to snow 4 feet today"

"Gabe it's July and we are in Arizona, did I just get Gabed?"

Gabed by Armourism January 14, 2019

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gabbed

an item of value left in the weather, especially in the rain that ends up ruined by the time it's needed or wanted.
(coined after countless times Gab has done this. so it's named after Gab)

Hey, have you still got that awesome stereo you took out of your car you offered Me?
yeah it's over there on that pile..

oh, that's definitely GABBED. May as well put it in the bin now

gabbed by fartiscrubs June 17, 2018

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Gabed

To get screwed by a coworker.

“Paulie, you just got Gabed!”

Gabed by Clive Bixby Jr July 11, 2018

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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