gaboed

When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.

Bro1: Dude, Arthur got soo shmammered last night he woke up in the hospital.
Bro2: Haha, he got straight up gaboed.
Bro3: Yeah, man i heard he blew a .34.

by Tomtay October 25, 2011

van-gabonds

2 people that live out of a van and own more than 1 cat and have no place to live permanently.

an upgraded vagabond vocabulary use for 2017 recession

wow check out those van-gabonds... wait what the fuck... they have more than one cat in that van!?

by ApartmentDweller September 5, 2017

Gatoed

When one consumes so much alcohol during a night of drinking that a second individual, must remove their alcoholic beverage from their possession and replace it with a bottle of Gatorade.

Dude you were so fucking gatoed last night

Man you were so trashed last night, I had to Gato you

by Georgian Floor 2 October 5, 2011

Gaboydonk

the autistic kid said this why, I have no clue

Gaboydonk

by big slong 69 lol XD November 19, 2020

Gabed

When one makes a statement as if it were fact. The fact however has no basis in reality. It is a complete fabrication made up on the spot.

"It's going to snow 4 feet today"

"Gabe it's July and we are in Arizona, did I just get Gabed?"

by Armourism January 14, 2019

gabbed

an item of value left in the weather, especially in the rain that ends up ruined by the time it's needed or wanted.
(coined after countless times Gab has done this. so it's named after Gab)

Hey, have you still got that awesome stereo you took out of your car you offered Me?
yeah it's over there on that pile..

oh, that's definitely GABBED. May as well put it in the bin now

by fartiscrubs June 17, 2018

Gabed

To get screwed by a coworker.

“Paulie, you just got Gabed!”

by Clive Bixby Jr July 11, 2018