verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.
With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.
by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009
Get the fwitteringmug. by koolbitch23 January 10, 2021
Get the Fwittermug. A fake Twitter acount, made to follow a real Tweet to make it jump in ranking. Pronounced "fitte:r".
- Did you hear about Joe? He went from 15 followers to 5k in just a couple of days!
- Well, they're all fwitters so who cares? Joe's a douchebag anyway.
- Well, they're all fwitters so who cares? Joe's a douchebag anyway.
by JamesMasonIsGod February 18, 2009
Get the Fwittermug.