fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

Fattering 

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

Fattering by jd9d April 6, 2010

Fattering 

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

Fattering by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

Fattering 

A sarcastic version of the word 'flattering'.

My brother just called me a bitch. How very fattering of him.

Fattering by Hedjaninja July 26, 2007

Fattuzing 

Definition 1:
To boost to an extreme level.

Definition 2:
To exagerate beyond belief.

Definition 3:
To tell a lie

Example 1:
DA Boiz: Yo chris you fucked some girl in the club.

Christian: What? Oh yeah! Yeah man. Fuck. Y-y-ooo she was screaming my name so loud everyone cheeered Chris when I came out. Maan I was so drunk on ciroc and grey goose like fuck.

DA Boiz: How was it?

Christian: Yo man like.... It was so great.

DA Boiz: Come on..... Stop Fattuzing.

Chrisi Cmon man, i'm right here.

Example 2:

Lightskin: Hey man I have NBA 2K14.

Corny: Really bahd? When did you get it?

Lightskin: Well I don't actually have it yet... But li...

Corny: FATTUZ!

Fattuzing by St.Paul March 26, 2013

Feathering It 

1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).

2.) Cutting your hair with fire.

First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.

Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!

Feathering It by RUNJRE May 21, 2020

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

veal-fattening pen by ginger petunia May 16, 2004