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funemployment 

a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed
people wonder how I pay my bills when I'm on funemployment
funemployment by JBMason March 17, 2004
Word of the Day on December 20, 2006

funemployment 

The condition of a person who takes advantage of being out of a job to have the time of their life.
I spent all day Tuesday at the pool; funemployment rocks!
funemployment by Mr. Brief August 24, 2006

Funemployment Radio

The Portland, Oregon based podcast hosted by Greg Nibler and Sarah X. Dillon. Daily podcast on iTunes, or funemploymentradio.com. Topics range from daily life to "Ball Talk"
"Hey did you catch the new episode of Funemployment Radio?"
"No"
*commence the bitch slap*
Funemployment Radio by Fishworth February 2, 2010

FUnEMPLOYMENT 

The state of being corporately displaced or otherwise W-2 challenged while managing to maintain a positive attitude. Also known as 'Jobbus Interruptus'.
She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.

"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."
FUnEMPLOYMENT by Watzamatoni December 17, 2011

funemployment 

To be unemployed and collecting unemployment, welfare, SSI or other means of income from government. This is especially true if you are on unemployment, and obtaining benefits with no desire to try and find a new job. Instead, the time is used to do other things, like travel, chill, etc.
Man, I love funemployment

Funemployment 

state of unemployment where one is not looking for a job either because they're on unemployment or cause their sugar daddy/momma is paying their bills
Henry: Shouldn't you try to find a job?
Howard: Please nig, I'm on funemployment.
Funemployment by Kenny5 June 17, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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