funployment

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A job you have when you do not need the income, employment just for fun.

I mostly retired but I am a docent at the museum for funployment.

funployment by Blaine Sullivan September 21, 2016

Words you can keep

funemployment

a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed

people wonder how I pay my bills when I'm on funemployment

funemployment by JBMason March 17, 2004

Word of the Day on December 20, 2006

funemployment

The condition of a person who takes advantage of being out of a job to have the time of their life.

I spent all day Tuesday at the pool; funemployment rocks!

funemployment by Mr. Brief August 24, 2006

Funemployment Radio

The Portland, Oregon based podcast hosted by Greg Nibler and Sarah X. Dillon. Daily podcast on iTunes, or funemploymentradio.com. Topics range from daily life to "Ball Talk"

"Hey did you catch the new episode of Funemployment Radio?"
"No"
*commence the bitch slap*

Funemployment Radio by Fishworth February 2, 2010

FUnEMPLOYMENT

The state of being corporately displaced or otherwise W-2 challenged while managing to maintain a positive attitude. Also known as 'Jobbus Interruptus'.

She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.

"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."

FUnEMPLOYMENT by Watzamatoni December 17, 2011

funemployment

To be unemployed and collecting unemployment, welfare, SSI or other means of income from government. This is especially true if you are on unemployment, and obtaining benefits with no desire to try and find a new job. Instead, the time is used to do other things, like travel, chill, etc.

Man, I love funemployment

funemployment by The American Germanophile December 23, 2006

Funemployment

state of unemployment where one is not looking for a job either because they're on unemployment or cause their sugar daddy/momma is paying their bills

Henry: Shouldn't you try to find a job?
Howard: Please nig, I'm on funemployment.

Funemployment by Kenny5 June 17, 2009

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026