Funemployment

state of unemployment where one is not looking for a job either because they're on unemployment or cause their sugar daddy/momma is paying their bills

Henry: Shouldn't you try to find a job?
Howard: Please nig, I'm on funemployment.

by Kenny5 June 18, 2009

Funemployment

The act of being on unemployment and instead of using the money to pay bills you decide to use it to party.

All drinks are on me tonight, my funemployment check just came in the mail.

by jburr843 November 02, 2010

Funemployment

1. An act of cheering yourself up by using the time you’re unemployment to have fun.

Kara Danvers decided to get off the couch and start her funemployment after being fired from Catco Worldwide Media.

by Ragingangel13 July 15, 2018

funemployment

a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed

people wonder how I pay my bills when I'm on funemployment

by JBMason March 18, 2004

funemployment

The condition of a person who takes advantage of being out of a job to have the time of their life.

I spent all day Tuesday at the pool; funemployment rocks!

by Mr. Brief August 24, 2006

FUnEMPLOYMENT

The state of being corporately displaced or otherwise W-2 challenged while managing to maintain a positive attitude. Also known as 'Jobbus Interruptus'.

She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.

"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."

by Watzamatoni December 15, 2011

funemployment

To be unemployed and collecting unemployment, welfare, SSI or other means of income from government. This is especially true if you are on unemployment, and obtaining benefits with no desire to try and find a new job. Instead, the time is used to do other things, like travel, chill, etc.

Man, I love funemployment

by The American Germanophile December 20, 2006