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Frankhouser 

A bad-ass mutherfucker who is smarter than the best and cooler than the rest.
That guy just figured out cold fusion - in his sleep - he is completely Frankhouser!

That kid just Frankhousered that chick - he's gonna need a restraining order.

ben fankhauser 

Davey Jacobs in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He is also the most talented riffer known to man; the poor GUY’S head is spinning!

There are Communists in the funhouse 

Slang from Denmark referring to one being on their period
Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.

Alligator Fuckhouse 

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

crocodile funhouse 

Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.

Crusty funhouse 

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.
I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.
Crusty funhouse by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023