fuckhoused

(Fük-howsed): Verb: The act of getting so violently intoxicated that you, and your lifeless body have absolutely no control over the things you say or do. Some would even go to the lengths of saying its one step past blackout, where you wake up in the morning in a state of absolute panic, chaos, and have zero recollection of the debauchery that occurred the night before.

Becky: Did you hear what happened to Chad last night?
Topher: No, what happened?
Becky: Well, he drank 14 vodka redbulls at the pregame and before we knew it he was completely fuckhoused at the bar and ended up shitting his pants waiting for a drink.

by Dick Diggler 69 June 29, 2018

fuckused

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008

Alligator Fuckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006

Kentucky Fuckhouse

Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.

They pulled a Kentucky Fuckhouse on the enemy team on the third round.

by typi February 27, 2021

aligator fuckhouse

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat.

She had repect so I did an Aligator FuckHouse so she knew who was boss

by LiquidGonads August 18, 2006

Fucknosed

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

Islander Fuckhouse

An abandoned house, typically located nearby a high school in a lower decile area. Used by Islanders to go and fuck each other as they are either wagging school or their parents are strict christians. Typical decorations include a piss stained matress, cum drenched rubbers, gang tagging on every wall, a selection of shoplifted 50 Cent CDs and a big pile of vomit in the middle of the room.

Me and Ben scoped out a sweet drinking spot down the road but turns out it's an Islander Fuckhouse! Those polys are hornier than wild beasts

by Kiwi1234 December 9, 2008