by caca smith September 18, 2003
Get the fukjo mug.Literally means: (Such Misfortune) in Japanese and it’s one of the popular catchphrases of the Light Novel protagonist, Kamijō Touma.
by no1esper October 17, 2018
Get the Fukou Da mug.Girls who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten girl"; male counterpart : fundanshi
by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Get the fujoshi mug.by Death Herself December 1, 2016
Get the Fujoshi mug.A boy that thinks he can get in any girls pants. Chances are he comments heart eyes on girls Instagram in hopes of getting her to like him. You can often find them lurking in the girls bathroom at star bucks to swoop in and fuck yo bitch.
White Girl 1: Oh my gawd Karen!!!! GAVIN JUST COMMENTED ON MY SELFIE!!! *squeals*
White Girl 2: "Ew what the actual fuck Jessica. Why would you be excited over Gavin?!? He is a total man whore. He is the biggest fukboi in all of the entire universe.
White Girl 1: *sobbing* "Why do the fukbois always go after MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?"
White Girl 2: "Cause you're a slut"
White Girl 1: *sobs louder while trying to sip her pumpkin spice latte*
White Girl 2: "Ew what the actual fuck Jessica. Why would you be excited over Gavin?!? He is a total man whore. He is the biggest fukboi in all of the entire universe.
White Girl 1: *sobbing* "Why do the fukbois always go after MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?"
White Girl 2: "Cause you're a slut"
White Girl 1: *sobs louder while trying to sip her pumpkin spice latte*
by InsideMichaelClifford March 6, 2015
Get the Fukboi mug.1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.
2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.
2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
by MagickDio July 6, 2011
Get the Fuckjobbing mug.Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.
beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?
beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?
beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM
by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020
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