fuckjob

An orchestrated move in financial markets that results in heavy losses to active participants. The only side that wins during a fuckjob is the broker executing your orders.

Rob - "tough day trading...straight down, then straight up. very hard to get a read on what price wanted to do"

Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"

by rmkid March 4, 2019

fuckjob

a person who does really stupid shit, and fucks stuff up that shouldn't be.

Dude, that guy's a total fuckjob.

by Travis May 17, 2003

Fuckjob

When you successfully make your wife or girlfriend jizz their pants. The act of having sex to a complete organsmic adventure. A true vagtastic voyage that you can share the tale with your pals.

Kendra - Hey, why didn't you come into work last night, we called you.

Mike - Well you see I would've but I don't like work and I was too busy giving my wife a really good fuckjob. Totally mind blow.

by Dada123456 March 21, 2023

Federal Fuckjob

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.

The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

Fuckfob

A guy who turns into an ass hole after he starts dating a fob

Variation of fuckboi

Neha: Ever since Alex started dating the exchange student girl he's been a total jerk. What a fuckfob!

by TrollSlayer279 January 2, 2016

Fucktober

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

fuck job

A wacko, someone who is without question a complete idiot.

Why did you invite that crazy fuck job to my party?

by Toejam Pandejo July 21, 2005