fuckjob
An orchestrated move in financial markets that results in heavy losses to active participants. The only side that wins during a fuckjob is the broker executing your orders.
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Fuckjob
When you successfully make your wife or girlfriend jizz their pants. The act of having sex to a complete organsmic adventure. A true vagtastic voyage that you can share the tale with your pals.
Kendra - Hey, why didn't you come into work last night, we called you.
Mike - Well you see I would've but I don't like work and I was too busy giving my wife a really good fuckjob. Totally mind blow.
Mike - Well you see I would've but I don't like work and I was too busy giving my wife a really good fuckjob. Totally mind blow.
Fuckjob by Dada123456 March 21, 2023
Federal Fuckjob
The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.
The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.
Federal Fuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019
Fuckfob
Neha: Ever since Alex started dating the exchange student girl he's been a total jerk. What a fuckfob!
Fuckfob by TrollSlayer279 January 2, 2016
Fucktober
Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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fuck job by Toejam Pandejo July 21, 2005
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