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Fuktonium

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.
beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM
by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020
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Fuktonium

Noun: Element (Fu) spewing from Fukushima daiichi.

Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.

Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.
The Pacific Ocean is becoming more Fuktonium every day!

"Did you fill my car with Fuktonium again?"
by shut'emdown. January 19, 2020
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