Fuktonium 

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.

beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM

Fuktonium by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020

Fuktonium 

Noun: Element (Fu) spewing from Fukushima daiichi.

Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.

Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.

The Pacific Ocean is becoming more Fuktonium every day!

"Did you fill my car with Fuktonium again?"

Fuktonium by shut'emdown. January 19, 2020

Fagtonium 

The element found in the core of a fag

Buddy: "They discovered Fagtonium in an autopsy on a fag."
Guy: "Better keep that stuff away from me!"

Fagtonium by DJ Lunar July 5, 2016

Fultonism 

Terms or phrases that usually make no sense to people who don't know Mr. Fulton.

Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"

Fultonism by flounder7 April 14, 2009

Fuktotum

Servant who is employed to do a wide variety of repulsive tasks and whose lack of integrity, criminal nature, and limited intellectual development is so evident from his face that seeing him is annoying.

The background of the word is some political commentators calling a factotum with the additional annoying feature of having unrefined facial expression.

He does every dodgy task for his boss and looks so unrefined: he’s a fuktotum

Fuktotum by Commentator July 27, 2023