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1) we have a essay due today along with all the other shazzel
2) FUCK! are you fuJOKING me?
fujoking by SNT May 27, 2005
Words you can keep
to be shocked and in denial.
to be fucking joking
dude we got a test today on that shazzel...
OH SHIT ARE YOU FUJOKING ME!?! FUCK!
fujoking by SNT May 30, 2005
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LOL YOU'RE FUOKING
Fuoking by Chris3463634563 August 6, 2010
Often used in conjunction with the word “out.” The verb form of the noun “fujoshi,” commonly known as a female who enjoys BL comics/yaoi. “Fujoing out” is when someone who may not be a full-blown fujoshi, sees two men and immediately ships them.
“Did you see this picture of Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump looking at each other? OMG I’m totally fujoing out.”
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