fucktwatted

very drunk; inebriated; wasted.

"My head hurts, I was absolutely fucktwatted last night"

fucktwatted by Alex Mew December 9, 2008

fucktrated 

(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied

"Gurl, I'm feelin' fucktrated... that's frustrated, with an emphasis on the fuck."

fucktrated by Mitzvah May 13, 2008

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

Fuckwitted by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fucktarted 

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard

"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

fucktarted by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006

fuckwittedness 

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard

He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature

fuckwittedness by momairam November 14, 2011

fucktated 

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

fucktated by skirtlifter April 24, 2007

Fucktartedism 

1)The act of being fucktarded, (or fucking retarted).

2) My sister.

3) When you are so clearly mentally handicapped that you deny it to everyone and go home and shit your bed.

i wish my sister would teach someone else the art of FUCKTARTEDISM.

Fucktartedism by Mdizz87 July 12, 2009