bingo wing

Loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. Bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quantities of C.Cola and burgers. See also bingo flaps, though my def has more 'ring' to it!

Check the bingo wing on that! If she flapped those arms, she'd take off!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

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rents

Short for 'Rent Boys', young low-life male homo (or maybe not!) sexuals who sell their bodies for coin. Often penniless, they rely on filthy old men to pay them for sex , thus enabling them to pay their housing rent.

A bunch of rents popped out of the park as I was driving home the other night and tried to wave me down!

by Skirtlifter June 13, 2005

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Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

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Bogfly

Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.

Have you heard? The Ops room Boss is a Bogfly!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

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fucktated

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

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I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

by skirtlifter April 24, 2007

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