fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard

"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006

fucktarted

Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.

Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!

by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

Fucktarted

A mix between being mind fucked and retarted. Fucktarted.

"Yo bro, that girls hair is all fucktarted."

by connorthegreat! February 26, 2008

Fucktarted

Someone or something that is stupid as the act of having sex. (Usually derogatory)

Joe: Hey Cameron want to go to the moon.
Cameron: NO, THAT'S FUCKTARTED!

by rh1n0man May 15, 2008

fucktahedron

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.

When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020