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Fucktina
A strong expression of disagreement that “There Is No Alternative” (TINA) to an exploitative economic arrangement. In other words, fuck the view that the status quo is either the best or only option.
Wait a second, the workers in the company get to decide how to organize production and what to do with the profits? Fucktina!
Fucktina by CitizenNaturalist December 12, 2017
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fucktional
having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013
Fuckina
Distinguished from the phrase, Fuckin' A, fuckina is one word with the short vowel sound on the a (uh)...usually dragged out a little.....Fuckinuh
I literally here this every day...Almost everyone I know says fuckina....
I literally here this every day...Almost everyone I know says fuckina....
It is used as an adjective, as when someone says, "Let me have that fuckin' 1/2 inch socket" only they need a second to determine exactly what they want to say...."Let me have that fuckina 1/2 inch socket."
Another example, "I gotta get one of those new fuckina Samsung Galaxy phones."
Another example, "I gotta get one of those new fuckina Samsung Galaxy phones."
Fuckina by rubberweiner March 24, 2022
Urban Fucktionary
When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
Fucktional
Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama
Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?
Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Fucktional by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009
fuckticated
"What did you do to it??? It's fuckticated!"
fuckticated by Rockiroad278 December 3, 2005
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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