fuckteen 

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.

"He has told that story fuckteen times..."

fuckteen by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

fuckteen 

A girl exactly the age of consent.

You know Marlena? She turned fuckteen today.

fuckteen by Puggles February 22, 2013

fuckteen 

An immeasurable amount of something...Similar to saying "umpteen", but with more anger or frustration.

I told you for the fuckteenth time, Outlet Runner doesn't suck!

fuckteen by Nirvana_Girl October 22, 2011

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.

Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen

Sweet Fuckteen by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009

fuckpeen 

The act of the female initiating intimate behaviors.

Bro 1: Yo bruh did you stick it in last night?
Bro 2: Naw man. It was weird. She fuckpeened me before I could even take my pants off.

fuckpeen by DichaelDouche September 29, 2013

fucktern 

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

fucktern by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011